Dad's Dating Rules
for Girl Scout Daughter
Author Unknown, but it comes straight from
my heart!
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You may only date Boy Scouts that have achieved Eagle
Scout rank.
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You and your date must wear your scout uniforms at
all times during the date.
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If someone pulls into the driveway and honks, it
better be UPS and not your date, as he will not be picking you up if he does
so.
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All activities on a date must count towards badge work
and be acceptable un the Scout Law.
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The only food on the date will be Girl Scout Cookies
and your date must agree to purchase a minimum of one case of cookies.
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At least 2 members of your troop or your leader must
accompany you on a date as chaperone.
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There will be no Friendship squeezes, and the only
thing you will do with your hands is give the scout hand sign.
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The only music you will listen to will be scout
campfire songs.
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The word "S'Mores" will not be spoken on
the date.
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You may only swap "Something With A Pin".
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On your honor you will only go to a nursing home,
church or homeless shelter to perform service on your date.
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As a former Scoutmaster I can tie 100 kinds of knots,
build a roaring fire that can consume anything, and dig a latrine at least 6
feet deep. Be home even earlier than you promise and don't test my
resolve to "Be Prepared" to protect my daughter.